Autosell

Autoselling is the process of trading in items for meat at the item's disclosed selling price.

Alternatives

The primary alternatives to autoselling items are to sell them in the Mall of Loathing, or putting them up for sale at the flea market. While autoselling instantly converts the items into meat, selling through the mall or flea market frequently bring more meat per item.

Buyers

Autosell messages take the form:

You sell your <list of items> to a(n) <buyer> for <autosell value of items> meat.

• anthropomorphic chicken breast
• argonaut
• Bugbear breeder
• bicycling acolyte
• Canadian telemarketer
• caterwauling samurai
• corrupt policeman
• crushed dwarf with a pair of pliers
• cycling minstrel
• demon-eating kitten
• drunken hemi-dwarf
• Dutch Elm Disease-riddled Ent
• flock of geese
• fool on a hill
• halfling knob polisher
• hermetic seal
• hotel detective
• intelligent shade of blue
• kitten-eating demon
• lecherous orangutan
• long-haul trucker on speed
• mechanic named Mike
• miniscule suffragette
• monkey organ grinder
• mustachioed popcorn vendor
• Orcish Frat Boy
• organ grinder
• organ grinder's monkey
• puddle of primordial ooze
• stranger with candy
• wandering hippy

References

• The argonauts were the soldiers on the ship "Argo" in the mythological story of "Jason and the Golden Fleece".
• "Crushed dwarf with a pair of pliers" refers to the 1970 comedy album Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers by The Firesign Theatre.
• "Fool on a hill" alludes to The Beatles song "The Fool on the Hill".
• Hermetic seal is a pun on hermetically sealed, which means to be sealed perfectly, airtight.
• "Hotel detective" refers to the song "(She Was A) Hotel Detective" by They Might Be Giants.
• An "intelligent shade of blue" appears in the novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy describing the Hooloovoo race.
• "Kitten-eating Demons" appeared during the sixth season of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
• The "mechanic named Mike" refers to the band Mike and the Mechanics.
• "Stranger with candy" may be a reference to the sitcom Strangers with Candy, or the stereotypical abductor of children.
• "Long-haul trucker on speed" is a reference to the Jim Croce song "Speedball Tucker."