Avalanche!

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Avalanche!
Avalanche!

There are three possibilities, depending on your class:


If you are a Accordion Thief/Disco Bandit:

As you near the Icy Peak, you hear a rumbling. The rumbling soon turns into a roar as an entire mountainside's worth of snow comes tumbling down on top of you.

You notice that the newly-relocated snow is particularly reflective, and an idea occurs to you. You strip down to your skivvies, and walk around getting a tan from the light reflected off of the snow. Moxious!

You gain 123-215 Sarcasm.

If you are a Pastamancer/Sauceror:

As you near the Icy Peak, you hear a rumbling. The rumbling soon turns into a roar as an entire mountainside's worth of snow comes tumbling down on top of you.

You decide to take this opportunity to meditate on the nature of snow. What does it sound like when it's falling on cedars? If Smilla had a sense of it, what would that sense be? Do the 7-foot Dwarves truly appreciate the whiteness of it?

You consider these things, and many other things, as hours pass. When you're done, you feel both colder and smarter.

You gain 113-206 Mysteriousness.

If you are a Seal Clubber/Turtle Tamer:

As you near the Icy Peak, you hear a rumbling. The rumbling soon turns into a roar as an entire mountainside's worth of snow comes tumbling down on top of you.

You don't like it. The snow looks sloppy now, and by golly, you're going to fix it. You spend the next couple of hours carrying the snow back up the mountain, an armload at a time. It's quite a workout.

You gain 113-219 Muscleboundness.

Occurs at The Icy Peak.

References

The muscle gain stat may refer to OCD (Obsessive Complusive Disorder)