Awful poetry journal

Template:Itemheader No one understands my pain
I stand alone out in the rain
My soul is bobbing in the waters
Of Princess Miasma and her dark daughters.

This journal is full of the worst poetry you've ever read. The words "rain", "soul", and "miasma" figure prominently in every poem.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 136 Meat.

Drop Location

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

Uses

• From inventory

You read some of the bad poetry aloud. Your small intestine attempts to strangle you from within.

(Damage: 18-19 HP)

References

• The message you get when you use this item is a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. An aside early in the first book describes one of the worst poets in the galaxy, Grunthos the Flatulent, being strangled by his own small intestine while reciting some of his works at a poetry reading.