Awkward disco dancer

Awkward disco dancer
Monster ID	1445
Locations	The Space Odyssey Discotheque
Hit Points	75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Disco horoscope (Aquarius), Disco horoscope (Aries), Disco horoscope (Cancer), Disco horoscope (Capricorn), Disco horoscope (Gemini), Disco horoscope (Leo), Disco horoscope (Libra), Disco horoscope (Pisces), Disco horoscope (Sagittarius), Disco horoscope (Scorpio), Disco horoscope (Taurus), Disco horoscope (Virgo), discocktail
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an awkward disco dancer

You sidle (sidling is a disco move, right?) up to a lady dancing on the Space Odyssey dance floor, and begin to show off your moves.

She shows off hers as well, but they're... weird. It's not like she's a bad dancer -- there are plenty of those around for comparison -- but like she's not used to having the number of arms and legs she currently has.

One of which hits you in the face. At first you write it off as an accident, but then it happens two more times.

Hit Message(s):

She does a weird leg move, which involves twitching it back and forth sporadically until it is eventually stopped by a collision with your <lower back>. Ow! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ow!

She sees another dancer spinning around and tries to emulate it, but ends up falling backwards. Into your <lower back>. Ow. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Eek! Argh! Oof! Oof!

She flails wildly and manages to poke you in the eye. To a casual observer, it would have looked like an accident. Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She tries to poke you in the eye, but ends up poking herself in the knee. How does that even happen?

She does a weird leg move, and in response you do a non-weird leg move, namely stepping away from her.

She tries to emulate your dance moves in an effort to demoralize you, but your style is inimitable.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aquarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aries) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Cancer) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Capricorn) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Gemini) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Leo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Libra) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Pisces) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Sagittarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Scorpio) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Taurus) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Virgo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: discocktail (? chance)*

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Occurs at The Space Odyssey Discotheque.

Notes

• Horoscopes are Conditional Drops, and only one horoscope is dropped at a time.
• Discocktails started dropping on October 20, 2013.