Axis grenadier skeleton
| Axis grenadier skeleton | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2495 |
| Locations | No Man's And Also No Skeleton's Land |
| Hit Points | 75% of its Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 5 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | femur, rib, skull, spine |
| Drops | Axis fatigues, Axis suspenders, Axis helmet, confetti grenade |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You hear a loud rattle. A short distance away, a skeleton with a bandolier full of grenades and also a grenade in each hand is gesturing at you threateningly with its grenades. I guess this is what they call a grenadier, because it's certainly grenadier than any of the other skeletons you've seen.
Hit Message(s):
Instead of a grenade, the skeleton pulls out a gun and just shoots you with it! Are they even allowed to do that? Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Oof!
The skeleton hurls a potato masher at you. Not the kind of grenade that's called that, I mean an actual potato masher. It hits you in the head though so like, it still hurts. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Argh!
The skeleton tosses you a grenade -- nice catch! Oh, wait Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Argh!
The skeleton throws a grenade at you, then whips out a pistol and shoots the grenade in mid-air, causing you to take extra damage from badass. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
The skeleton throws something at you. Naturally you were expecting a grenade, but it turns out to be a pineapple instead.
The skeleton takes a minute to pre-pull the pins on their grenades, to save time later. (FUMBLE!) (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: Axis helmet (% chance)* |
Occurs at No Man's And Also No Skeleton's Land.
Notes
- At start of fight, lose 1/3 of your maximum HP:
- The skeleton pulls out a grenade, pulls out the pin, and the pulls off an excellent throw as the grenade lands at your feet and explodes.
- This damage can be avoided by equipping a flak shield:
- The skeleton tosses a live grenade at you, but it deflects off your flak shield and explodes loudly but harmlessly a little distance away.
