Axis officer skeleton
| Axis officer skeleton | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2496 |
| Locations | Axis HQ |
| Hit Points | 75% of its Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 20 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 20 |
| Initiative | 250 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | femur, rib, skull, spine |
| Drops | Axis helmet, Axis fatigues, Axis suspenders, stolen artifact, really expensive stolen artifact, priceless stolen artifact, Chroner |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
Oh jeez, this must be one of the skeleton army's officers. I mean, the uniform isn't any different, I'm just assuming based on the fact that it's got about three skeletons worth of bone mass. I guess that's ork rules. I might be confused.
Hit Message(s):
The skeleton officer does a blitzkrieg on your gesamtesskelett. Argh! Ooh! Argh!
The skeleton officer smashes you in the <skull> with a huge bony fist. Imagine being hit with a gallon milk jug full of rocks. Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
The skeleton officer pounds you on the top of your skull, making you at least six inches shorter than you were before. If this were a cartoon, you'd make a funny concertina noise. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
Let's be optimistic here. Instead of thinking of it as having had all of your bones broken, instead enjoy the fact that you now have twice as many bones as you had before. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch! Eek!
The skeleton officer tries to blitzkrieg you, but you're all revved up and ready to go. Hey! Ho!
The huge skeleton tries to punch you, but you dodge-roll through the attack. I guess I already made a dodge-roll joke for this stuff, but come on -- this specific situation is what dodge-rolls were invented for.
The skeleton officer tries to pound you, but you're AWOL.
The skeleton officer cracks its knuckles menacingly. They're big knuckles, so it takes longer. (FUMBLE!)
Your foe picks up a handheld radio (are they still called hands when they aren't covered in skin? Maybe it's a phalanges-cradled radio) and calls for "sniper support!" A moment later you're shot in the back from afar. Ow!
 | You acquire an item: Axis helmet (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Axis fatigues (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Axis suspenders (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: stolen artifact (4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: really expensive stolen artifact (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: priceless stolen artifact (1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Chroner (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Axis HQ.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- The special move damages you for 60% of your maximum HP.
- Monster Level modifiers count three-fold against this monster. This includes boosts to the monster's stats, as well as other ML effects such as stun/stagger immunity (which will happen at +51 ML).
- The special message is a clue that you can request "sniper support" on Request Supply Drop.
