New-You Club Membership Form
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New-You Club Membership Form
Join the New-You Club today and receive an endless supply of life-improving affirmations and growth tips!
Sharpen that saw!
Move that cheese!
Win friends, influence people!
Join Today!
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's
(In-game plural: New-You Club Membership Forms)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Mr. Store(1 Mr. Accessory)
When Used
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| Per the instructions on the back of the card, you place your hand over your heart and recite the membership oath: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" You feel affirmed already! |
- When used with a correspondence active an additional message is shown:
- (Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your New-You Club Membership is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)
- If you are already a member of the New-You Club:
- You are already a member of the New-You Club.
Notes
- May 2017's item of the month from Mr. Store.
- Its in-store description: Signs you up for a helpful daily affirmation!
- In addition to when you use the membership form, you will receive one of seven Daily Affirmation items in the Correspondence section of your mailbox at rollover and on ascension.
- The Daily Affirmation can either be Always Be Collecting, Think Win-Lose, Be Superficially interested, Adapt to Change Eventually, Be a Mind Master, Work for Hours a Week, or Keep Free Hate in your Heart.
- Each message containing a Daily Affirmation also has a "Saw-Sharpening" quest that can be completed once per day. The quest is in the form of "Cast [skill], once per fight, against [monster] [number] of times (look in [location])." Each time you use the skill described against the monster, you get the in-combat message "You're really sharpening the old saw. You've done [number] out of [number]!" Completion of this quest will yield the in-combat message "You did it! Your saw is so sharp!" and you will gain one VIP point the next day.
- If you are a first-level VIP member, after completing the daily saw-sharpening quest, the next day you will receive a Affirmation Cookie with your correspondence.
References
- The description refers to various self-help books:
- "Sharpen the saw" is the seventh habit of highly effective people.
- Who Moved My Cheese? is a parable about reacting to change.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People was one of the first best-selling self-help books.
- "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." is a catchphrase of Stuart Smalley.
Collection
- 🥇: wumbology (#360050) - 10
- 🥈: Abikum (#1306983) - 5
- 🥉: eusst (#351116), romanlv (#1305362) - 4
- #5: CreOsOTe (#921530), Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), PacHINKOid (#43130), Rammerking (#1549679) - 3
- #9: AelfRhian (#25575), Aeslyn (#24327) - 2
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New-You Club Membership Form May 2017 |
Succeeded by: None (Current) |
