New-You Club Membership Form
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New-You Club Membership Form
Join the New-You Club today and receive an endless supply of life-improving affirmations and growth tips!
Sharpen that saw!
Move that cheese!
Win friends, influence people!
Join Today!
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's
(In-game plural: New-You Club Membership Forms)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Mr. Store(1 Mr. Accessory)
When Used
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| Per the instructions on the back of the card, you place your hand over your heart and recite the membership oath: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" You feel affirmed already! |
- When used with a correspondence active an additional message is shown:
- (Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your New-You Club Membership is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)
- If you are already a member of the New-You Club:
- You are already a member of the New-You Club.
Notes
- May 2017's item of the month from Mr. Store.
- Its in-store description: Signs you up for a helpful daily affirmation!
- In addition to when you use the membership form, you will receive one of seven Daily Affirmation items in the Correspondence section of your mailbox at rollover and on ascension. Affirmations can be used as potions or in combat.
- Each message containing a Daily Affirmation also has a "Saw-Sharpening" quest that can be completed once per day. The quest is in the form of "Cast [skill], once per fight, against [monster] [number] of times (look in [location])." Each time you use the skill described against the monster, you get the in-combat message "You're really sharpening the old saw. You've done [number] out of [number]!" Completion of this quest will yield the in-combat message "You did it! Your saw is so sharp!" and you will gain one VIP point the next day.
- If you are a first-level VIP member, after completing the daily saw-sharpening quest, the next day you will receive a Affirmation Cookie with your correspondence.
Affirmations
| Affirmation | Potion Effect | Combat Effect |
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 Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually |
 Adapt to Change Eventually (100 Adventures)+4 Stats Per Fight +50% Combat Initiative |
Change monster into another random monster |
 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting |
Always be Collecting (100 Adventures) +50% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters |
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 Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master |
Be a Mind Master (100 Adventures) Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure |
Banishes monster for (?) |
 Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested |
Become Superficially interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be less attracted to you |
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 Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
Keep Free Hate in your Heart (100 Adventures) +30 to Monster Level Damage Absorption +10 |
Delevels and gives 3 PvP fights |
 Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose |
Think Win-Lose (100 Adventures) Muscle +50% Mysticality +50% Moxie +50% |
Instakills the monster for no Adventure cost |
 Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week |
Work For Hours a Week (100 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure |
VIP Membership
| VIP Level | VIP Points | VIP Bonus |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Affirmation Cookie after completing the previous day's quest |
| 2 | 7 | One free Affirmation Cookie each ascension |
| 3 | 14 | New-You Tattoo |
| 4 | 21 | Incredible Self-Esteem skill |
| 5 | 30 | Random Custom title |
| 6 | 60 | ??? |
References
- The description refers to various self-help books:
- "Sharpen the saw" is the seventh habit of highly effective people.
- Who Moved My Cheese? is a parable about reacting to change.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People was one of the first best-selling self-help books.
- "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." is a catchphrase of Stuart Smalley.
Collection
- 🥇: wumbology (#360050) - 10
- 🥈: Abikum (#1306983) - 5
- 🥉: eusst (#351116), romanlv (#1305362) - 4
- #5: CreOsOTe (#921530), Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), PacHINKOid (#43130), Rammerking (#1549679) - 3
- #9: AelfRhian (#25575), Aeslyn (#24327) - 2
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| Preceded by: Spacegate access badge |
New-You Club Membership Form May 2017 |
Succeeded by: None (Current) |
