New-You Club Membership Form
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New-You Club Membership Form
Join the New-You Club today and receive an endless supply of life-improving affirmations and growth tips!
Sharpen that saw!
Move that cheese!
Win friends, influence people!
Join Today!
Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's
(In-game plural: New-You Club Membership Forms)
Obtained From
- Stores
- Mr. Store(1 Mr. Accessory)
When Used
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| Per the instructions on the back of the card, you place your hand over your heart and recite the membership oath: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" You feel affirmed already! |
- When used with a correspondence active an additional message is shown:
- (Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your New-You Club Membership is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)
- If you are already a member of the New-You Club:
- You are already a member of the New-You Club.
Notes
- May 2017's item of the month from Mr. Store.
- Its in-store description: Signs you up for a helpful daily affirmation!
- In addition to when you use the membership form, you will receive one of seven Daily Affirmation items in the Correspondence section of your mailbox at rollover and on ascension.
- If the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received will be determined based on class, path, and day (per the table below).
- If the King has been freed (Aftercore), the Affirmation will be selected randomly.
- Each message containing a Daily Affirmation also has a "Saw-Sharpening" quest that can be completed once per day.
- The quest is in the form of:
- "Cast [skill], once per fight, against [monster] [number] times (look in [location])."
- Each time you use the skill described against the monster, you get the in-combat message:
"You're really sharpening the old saw. You've done [number] out of [number]!"
- Completion of this quest will yield the in-combat message:
"You did it! Your saw is so sharp!"
- You will gain one VIP point the next day.
| VIP Level | VIP Points | VIP Bonus |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Affirmation Cookie after completing the previous day's quest |
| 2 | 7 | One free Affirmation Cookie each ascension |
| 3 | 14 |  New-You Tattoo |
| 4 | 21 | Incredible Self-Esteem skill |
| 5 | 30 | Random Custom title |
| 6 | 60 | Random Custom title |
| 7 | 90 | Random Custom title |
| 8 | 120 | Probably a random Custom title. Followed by 150, 180, 210... |
Affirmations
- Affirmations can be used as potions or combat items.
| Affirmation | Potion Effect | Combat Effect |
|---|---|---|
 Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually |
 Adapt to Change Eventually (100 Adventures)+4 Stats Per Fight +50% Combat Initiative |
Changes monster into another random monster |
 Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting |
Always be Collecting (100 Adventures) +50% Item Drops from Monsters +100% Meat from Monsters |
Staggers, and after combat, drops a copy of every item that dropped |
 Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master |
Be a Mind Master (100 Adventures) Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure |
Free runaway and banishes monster for 80 Adventures |
 Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested |
Become Superficially interested (100 Adventures) Monsters will be less attracted to you can be toggled: Become Intensely interested (100 Adventures)Monsters will be more attracted to you |
Increases monster encounter rate for 80 Adventures (+3 copies to its location, does not remove queue rejection or stack with On the Trail) |
 Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
Keep Free Hate in your Heart (100 Adventures) +30 to Monster Level Damage Absorption +10 |
Delevels, and one per day, gives 3 PvP fights |
 Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose |
Think Win-Lose (100 Adventures) Muscle +50% Mysticality +50% Moxie +50% |
Instakills the monster for no Adventure cost |
 Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week |
Work For Hours a Week (100 Adventures) +5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure |
Grants Meat based on Monster stats (14x the sum of HP, Attack, and Defense; min. 111, max. 11,111) |
- When the King has not been freed, the Affirmation received is determined by the sum of Path ID, Class ID, and Daycount:
| Sum | Affirmation | Sum | Affirmation | Sum | Affirmation | Sum | Affirmation |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | ? | 19 | Always Be Collecting | 36 | Always be Collecting | 53 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
| 3 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 20 | Be Superficially Interested | 37 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 54 | Always Be Collecting |
| 4 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 21 | Be a Mind Master | 38 | Think Win-Lose | 55 | Work For Hours a Week |
| 5 | Be Superficially Interested | 22 | Be Superficially Interested | 39 | Think Win-Lose | 56 | Be a Mind Master |
| 6 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 23 | Be a Mind Master | 40 | Adapt to Change Eventually | 57 | Work For Hours a Week |
| 7 | ? | 24 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 41 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 58 | Work For Hours a Week |
| 8 | Be Superficially Interested | 25 | Be Superficially Interested | 42 | Be Superficially Interested | 59 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
| 9 | Adapt to Change Eventually | 26 | Always be Collecting | 43 | Work For Hours a Week | 60 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
| 10 | Be Superficially Interested | 27 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 44 | ? | 61 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
| 11 | ? | 28 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 45 | ? | 62 | Adapt to Change Eventually |
| 12 | ? | 29 | Be Superficially interested | 46 | ? | 63 | Always Be Collecting |
| 13 | ? | 30 | Be Superficially interested | 47 | ? | 64 | Keep Free Hate in your Heart |
| 14 | ? | 31 | Be a Mind Master | 48 | ? | 66 | ? |
| 15 | ? | 32 | Think Win-Lose | 49 | ? | 67 | ? |
| 16 | ? | 33 | Be Superficially interested | 50 | ? | 68 | ? |
| 17 | ? | 34 | Adapt to Change Eventually | 51 | ? | 69 | ? |
| 18 | ? | 35 | Be Superficially interested | 52 | ? | 70 | ? |
References
- The description refers to various self-help books:
- "Sharpen the saw" is the seventh habit of highly effective people.
- Who Moved My Cheese? is a parable about reacting to change.
- How to Win Friends and Influence People was one of the first best-selling self-help books.
- "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." is a catchphrase of Stuart Smalley.
Collection
- 🥇: wumbology (#360050) - 10
- 🥈: Abikum (#1306983) - 5
- 🥉: eusst (#351116), romanlv (#1305362) - 4
- #5: CreOsOTe (#921530), Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), PacHINKOid (#43130), Rammerking (#1549679) - 3
- #9: AelfRhian (#25575), Aeslyn (#24327) - 2
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| Preceded by: Spacegate access badge |
New-You Club Membership Form May 2017 |
Succeeded by: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase |
