Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)

He pokes you viciously in the {{part}] with his chopsticks. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!

He slashes at you with his chopsticks, and you get wasabi in your eye. Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! Argh! Ow! Oof! Eek! Ow!

He slashes at you with his chopsticks, but you make like Peking and duck. Ha ha ha, get it? 'Cause they're chopsticks?

He tries to poke you with his chopsticks, but you block with the edge of your hand. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

You acquire ?% chance handfuls of frigid ninja stars

You acquire ?% chance rice bowls

You acquire ?% chance pairs of chopsticks

You gain 16 <substat>.

References

• In the various shorts performed by The Three Stooges, when one stooge tried to poke another stooge in the eyes with two fingers of the same hand, said stooge could block this attack by placing the edge of his hand along the bridge of his nose, preventing the fingers from reaching his eyes. "Nyuk nyuk nyuk" is the victorious chuckle that accompanies such an evasion.

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Occurs in the Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.