One Crazy Random Summer (Adventure)
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Your eyes snap open. Your surroundings come into focus. Is that... a dishwasher?
Yeah, it's a dishwasher. Its door suddenly falls open, revealing a purple monkey. What the...
You hear a rumble in the distance. You turn to look. It's an army of midgets, with helmets made of cheese and swords made of bacon.
Oh. Oh no. It's gonna be one of those summers...
| Sigh... |
You gather up your meager belongings and head out to meet your ridiculous destiny. If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer a Seal Clubber:
 | You acquire 0-? dice rings |
If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer a Turtle Tamer:
 | You acquire 0-? dice belt buckles |
If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer a Pastamancer:
 | You acquire 0-? pairs of dice-print pajama pants |
If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer a Sauceror:
 | You acquire 0-? dice-shaped backpacks |
If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer a Disco Bandit:
 | You acquire 0-? dice-print do-rags |
If you previously completed Once Crazy Random Summer an Accordion Thief:
 | You acquire 0-? pairs of dice sunglasses |
Occurs when starting a run as One Crazy Random Summer.
