Orange traffic cone
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Template:Itemheader This is a big cone of bright orange plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
Type: hat
Power: 60
Muscle Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded.
Drop Location
This item did not actually drop, but appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue adventure, available from Drunken Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.
Note
Jick says these will likely not be available on future St Sneaky Pete's Days