Orcish frat-paddle

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Orcish frat-paddle
Orcish frat-paddle

This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 70
Muscle Required: 20

Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble
  (? items)


Selling Price: 90 Meat.

+4 Sleaze Damage


(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
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Item number: 241
Description ID: 694527990
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Messages

You accidentally turn your homoerotic frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. WHACK! KERBLAM! WHACK!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. BOINK! BARF! WHAMMO!
You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. BOINK! BOINK! WHAMMO!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. POW! KAPOW! WHAM!

See Also

Zapping

Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts

Collection

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