Orcish frat-paddle

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Orcish frat-paddle
Orcish frat-paddle

This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 70
Muscle Required: 20

Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble
  (? items)


Selling Price: 90 Meat.

+4 Sleaze Damage


(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
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Item number: 241
Description ID: 694527990
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Drop Locations

Notes

  • The reference to the drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.

Messages

You accidentally turn your homoerotic frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. WHAMMO! ZOT! BAM!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. KERBLAM! KAPOW! SMACK!
You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. ZOT! KAPOW! ZAP!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. KAPOW! BONK! BONK!

See Also

Zapping

Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts

Collection

  • 🥇: Ilena Whitethorn (#2199691) - 42,887
  • 🥈: Orbix (#288678) - 30,000
  • 🥉: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 23,096
  • #4: Grandpa Fussandput (#478563) - 18,863
  • #5: George Gay (#655334) - 10,000
  • #6: Merric (#689384) - 8,524
  • #7: anakha (#109869) - 7,361
  • #8: Seriu (#517640) - 7,076
  • #9: ToriForte (#186725) - 6,589
  • #10: Pastahead (#486552) - 4,092

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