Order of the Silver Wossname
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Order of the Silver Wossname
For destroying both sides in the Great War between the Hippies and Frat Orcs, you have been awarded the Kingdom of Loathing's most prestigious decoration. In fact, it's been so long since the last time it was awarded, that no one can quite remember what the curious engravings on the medallion are meant to represent. Still though, it's quite an honor.
Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 85
Selling Price: 15000 Meat.All Attributes +11
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
+11% Meat from Monsters
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
(In-game plural: Orders of the Silver Wossname)
Notes
- Reward for completing the Mysterious Island Quest by defeating both armies. To do this:
- Defeat 999 of the 1000 combatants on both sides of the war. (The images for both sides should show just one figure on the field, and should have filenames ending in 31.)
- There used to be a bug where the War Frat Streaker would count as a hippy, not a frat boy, advancing the wrong side of the battlefield. This was fixed on July 29 2007.
- Adventure in the Battlefield in either the War Hippy Fatigues or Frat Warrior Fatigues to trigger the appropriate "epic conflict" adventure (The Last Stand).
- Fight either The Big Wiesniski or The Man.
- Use a flaregun in combat to call in the pirates.
- Be careful when completing sidequests if attempting to reach 999 combatants defeated - if your total does not land exactly on 999, the Wossname is lost. For example, if 3 sidequests have been completed for a side and you win a Battlefield combat with 993 combatants already defeated, your total for that side will increment by 8 and be pushed to the maximum (1000). This will wipe out that side and make it impossible to obtain the Wossname in that ascension.
Plan your piratey island slaughter using the following table:
| Sidequests completed |
0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total turns in the battlefield |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turns on each side |
999 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1998 |
| 1 | 499 | 0 | 0 | 1000 | |
| 71 | 84 | 68 | 61 | 568 | |
| 1 | 1 | 249 | 0 | 502 | |
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 124 | 254 |
- For people who find the previous section confusing, here is a simple summary.
- The fastest possible way to get the Wossname is to kill one enemy; then do the first side quest; then kill one more enemy; then do the second side quest; then kill one more enemy; then do the third side quest; then kill 124 enemies on the battlefield. Then repeat that for the other side.
- The simplest possible way to get it is to kill 7 enemies; then do all 3 of your side's side quests; then kill 124 enemies. Then repeat that for the other side.
- The last row on the table is the fastest way to get the Wossname while having each side do the other side's quests. That is, by doing the 3 Frat Boy side quests as a hippy, while doing the 3 Hippy side quests as a Frat Boy.
References
- Wossname is a British placeholder name (a variation on whatsitsname) used in situations where you can't remember what something should be called.
See Also
- Muscle Modifiers
- Mysticality Modifiers
- Moxie Modifiers
- Items from Monsters
- Meat from Monsters
- Eleven
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