Overdone flame-broiled meat blob

You're fighting an overdone flame-broiled meat blob

You are suddenly ambushed by a giant char-grilled meat blob. It bobs up and down menacingly, a blackened hulk of semi-charcoal out for vengeance. It isn't rare to encounter these things, and it'd be well done of you to get rid of it.

It summons two demons - one looks like a large beverage, the other some levitating, bearded carton of french fries - and they lay the smack down. Ouch! (fire damage)

It spatters you with hot fat. It's like that one time you cooked bacon in the nude. You in the nude, that is. Not the bacon. Ouch! (fire damage)

It assaults you with a barrage of non-sequitur stoner humor. You're confused, but unhurt.

It tries to spatter you with hot fat, but you nimbly leap aside.

You gain 21-22 Meat.

You acquire an item: meat paste

You acquire an item: meat paste

You acquire an item: meat paste

You gain 1 Enchantedness.

References

• One successful attack text refers to the three main characters in the animated series "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".

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Occurs at The Haunted Pantry.