Paperclip sproinger
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This is a paperclip carefully bent into a triangle filled with potential energy. Just breathe on it funny, boy, and it's SPROING. That's why they call it a sproinger. Or rather that's why I decided, just now, that that's what it's called.
Type: combat item Cannot be traded
You cock the sproinger (huh huh) and put it on the ground at your opponents' feet. Moments later, with a nearly deafening SPROING it flies upward, hitting your opponents in the face for 13 damage on its way up. they stare into the sky, following the sproinger's path in fascination...