Pen Pal Messages

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After using My Own Pen Pal kit, you will be assigned a Pen Pal, who will write you every day and send you a free item.

The message "New message received from Your Pen Pal." will be found in your recent events log. You will get a letter from your Pen Pal immediately when using My Own Pen Pal kit, once per day (only when you log in?), and when you ascend.

Format

The message is formatted in the following way:

Dear <playername>:

Greeting Phrase

Fun Story

Fun Story

Item-Giving Story

Parting Phrase

Your pen pal,
<alliterative name>

Greeting Phrases

• Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)
• I hope your throat has been freshly washed. (That's how my cousin says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.)

Fun Stories

• I heard that all the cool kids over there are braiding bottlecaps. I think it sounds a little delicious, but maybe I'll give it a try.
• My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room amber. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Evil Galaxy 15 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Topaz Mount before all this happened!
• I just got a new pet banana slug! I named it Stinky. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and rake him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.
• The other day, me and Andy went out to the scary old mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of drunk hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty compass!

Item-Giving Stories

• I put a ton of quarters into the Pokëmann vending machine today, trying to get the ultra-rare Kleptone figure, but no such luck! Here's one of my extras.
  • You acquire an item: random Pokëmann figurine

Parting Phrases

• I'll tell you more about it next time.
• My dad's shouting about something, I'd better go see what he wants. Bye!