Personalized birthday cake

personalized birthday cake

This is a cake upon which a genuine gnollish craftsman has lovingly emblazoned "Happy Birthday, (your name here)!" in scrumptious chocolate frosting. Magic chocolate frosting, in fact, that figures out the name of the person looking at it and replaces the name with their name. Normally gnollish craftsmen just invent small contraptions that roll across your polished hardwood floor, so consider yourself lucky.

Type: food
Selling Price: 250 Meat.
Gift Item

When Consumed

You shut up and eat the birthday cake. Too bad, no bon appetit! You know the love of whoever sent this to you is sweet, though.

You gain 3 Adventure(s).
You gain no Strengthliness.
You gain no Magicalness.
You gain no Smarm.
(You gain 3 Fullness.)

Notes

• Upon completion of your 4th ascension, this item can be purchased from The Gift Shop.
• The cake's description actually changes based on who's looking at it, replacing "(your name here)" with your character's name. If you look at the description while not logged on, or on a server that you're not logged on to, the name defaults to Claude.

References

• This item description references the song "Open Book" by Cake, which contains the lyric: "Inventing small contraptions / that roll across your polished hardwood floors."
• The eat text references the song "Birthday Cake" by Cibo Matto, in which the opening lyrics are: "Shut up and eat! / Too bad, no bon appetit! / Shut up and eat! / You know my love is sweet!"