Pet Rock

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Pet Rock
A passive pebble It is not a rolling stone It might gather moss.

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Ability: Sits motionless, does nothing

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: pet rock

Familiar-Specific Equipment: pet rock "Snooty" disguise

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message:
  • <name> sits motionless.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  • (No message.)

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  • (No message.)

• With wax lips equipped:
  • (No message.)

• With pet rock "Snooty" disguise equpped:
  • <name>'s monocle flies off in surprise! (After a critical hit.)

Notes

• When attempting to have this familiar battle in the Arena, Susie gives the message: "Since the Arena doesn't have a 'sitting motionless, doing absolutely nothing' event, there's probably no point in allowing your pet rock to compete." (Although the thought occurs it would probably be pretty good at hide and seek.)
• While it doesn't say anything special text for the wax lips, miniature gravy-covered maypole, or lucky Tam O'Shanter it still gives the effects of each item. In other words if you equip a pet rock with wax lips you have the equivalent of a 10 lb. volleyball.
• Its familiar equipment adds 11 pounds. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

References

• The fact that this rock only has one eye makes it a cyclops rock, which is of course a reference to the TMBG song of the same name.
• The haiku refers to the proverb, "A rolling stone gathers no moss."
• The message with the Monocle is a refence to a Simpsons episode where after being surprised, a character would repeatedly drop his Monocle.