PhilANThropiSt
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PhilANThropiSt, or Pants, is a player of such renown that he owns a Totally Gay Claymore. He used to moderate the forums. He is Scottish and has a kilt.
Besides his custom item, he is also famous for having founded such clans as Noblesse Oblige (originally Philanthropists) and the Rye. One of the last things he did before proudly getting himself disabled was founding the Purple Turtle while in the bar of the same name at KoLondon 2.