Picking Sides
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You stumble into a relatively peaceful section of the Skate Park, and see two objects at your feet -- it looks like a scuffle between an ice skate and a roller skate resulted in both of them dropping their weapons.
Y'know what? It's time to draw a line in the sand. And something tells you (perhaps the voice of Patrick Stewart in your head?) that here is as good a place as any to draw it. It's time to pick a side.
Will you take the ice skate blade, and teach those roller-derby jerks a thing or two? Or will you take up the brand new key and lead the roller skates to victory against the hordes of unitarded ice skates?
