Plexiglass pikestaff
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plexiglass pikestaff
This is by far the best pike to come down the pike in a long time. It's a long spear, tipped with a loving, detailed, and razor-sharp depiction of a common freshwater fish. It was forged in the misty mountains (or perhaps the foggy flatlands) by seven-foot tall dwarves and consecrated by Deep Fat Friars. It's clear, sharp, virtually indestructible, and undeniably badass. Jump up, touch your toes, and enjoy.
Type: weapon (2-handed spear)
Power: 180
Muscle Required: 75
Cannot be discardedMelee Damage +25
+10 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Muscle +30%
(In-game plural: plexiglass pikestaffs)
Notes
- Reward for ascending hardcore oxygenarian as a Seal Clubber.
Messages
You leap into the air, grab your toes, do a somersault, and thrust forward with your pike as you land. You spear <it> for X damage. WHAM! KAPOW! WHACK!
You slash <it> with the razor-sharp pike at the end of your pike for X damage. BAM! SOCKO! BONK!
You smack <it> with the pike at the end of your pike. It's clear that the fishes are not so delicious, but actually quite painful. You do X damage. BIFF! SPLAT! KERBLAM!
You spin your plexiglass pike pike, bonking <it> with the butt end and slashing with the sharp, fishy end for X damage. KAPOW! WHAMMO! BARF!
Your motives, as well as your weapon, are transparent as you hit <it> for X damage. BARF! POW! ZAP!
References
- The Misty Mountains is a reference to the Lord of the Rings books by J. R. R. Tolkien.
- The last part of the description refers to the "pike position" in diving and other feats of athleticism, wherein the diver reaches over and touches their toes.
- The quote about "the fishes are not so delicious" refers to part of the slogan for Goldfish crackers.
- The "common freshwater fish" is, of course, a pike.
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