Possessed wine rack

Possessed wine rack
Monster ID	713
Locations	The Haunted Wine Cellar, The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northeast), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southeast)
Hit Points	165
Attack	158
Defense	146
No-Hit	168
Initiative	40
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	leg, shelf
Drops	dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, actual tapas
Quest	bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a possessed wine rack

This is an old, splintering wooden wine rack that has been taken over by evil spirits and wants revenge against humans for the years that they used it as storage. It still has a lot of bottles of wine in it -- presumably some of the bottles have turned to vinegar, and judging by its aggressive behavior you'd say an equal number of them have turned to piss.

Hit Message(s):

A bottle of fortified wine flies out of the rack and clocks you soundly -- apparently it was fortified with iron, or possibly lead.Eek! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

A bottle of vermouth flies out of the rack and hits you right in yer mouth. Oof! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

A bottle of Chablis flies out of the wine rack and hits you. It turns out it was a pretty good year -- for concussions, that is!

Miss Message(s):

A bottle of port flies at you, but you dodge to starboard.

The wine rack gallops toward you, but you manage to avoid being trampled.

A bottle of Chablis flies out of the wine rack and smashes into the wall. An aromatic vintage, but not so aerodynamic.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Zinfandel

You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Merlot

You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Port

You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Marsala

You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Muscat

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Occurs at The Haunted Wine Cellar.