Poutine pole

This rigid staff is coated along its length with a thick layer of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds. This gives the staff a couple of advantages. One is that getting hit with something coated in gravy and cheese curds is really gross, and the other is that you always get to say "Would you like FRIES with that!?" right before you hit somebody, and that is the kind of thing that we in the industry refer to as "comedy gold."

Type: weapon (2-handed staff) Power: 55 Muscle Required: 10 Selling Price: 60 Meat.

Enchantment: Mysticality +3 +3 Sleaze Damage

made by smithing a starchy staff with poutine