Pr0n chow mein

This chow mein is tasty and all, but it makes you feel dirty. In a good way, but dirty still. At least it's a cheap meal, and the only thing better than dirty pr0n is cheap pr0n.

Type: food
Selling Price: 130 Meat.

Recipe

pr0n stir-fry	dry noodles
pr0n chow mein

Results

You chow down on the pr0n chow mein. Your mother would be both proud and mortified, you glorious deviant, you.

You gain 19 Adventures.
You gain 22 Strongness.
You gain 21 Cheek.