Baiowulf

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He zaps you in the <arm>. You've never been zapped before, and it stings. Argh! Oof! Argh!

He removes your arm and beats you with it. Fortunately, he then re-attaches it. Oof! Argh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Oof!

He starts to charge at you, but starts weeping and muttering about someone named "Joanie."

He tries to rip off your arm and beat you with it, but you disarm him first.

He tries to baio you in the neck, but misses.

You acquire Talismen of Baio

You gain 5 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Spooky Forest (extremely rarely).

Notes

• On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.

References

• The name of this monster is a pun on the names of the actor Scott Baio and the epic poem Beowulf.
• The description of this monster refers to lyrics from the TV show Charles in Charge, which starred Scott Baio: "Charles in Charge/Of our days and our nights/Charles in Charge/Of our wrongs and our rights"
• The attack text references the movie Zapped!, starring Scott Baio.
• The attack text with the tearing off of an arm refers to the epic poem Beowulf, in which Beowulf kills the monster Grendel by tearing off its arm.
• The miss text references Scott Baio's role as Chachi from the TV shows Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi.