Proto-protozoa

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proto-protozoa You're fighting a proto-protozoa

When God invented the zoa, he had to try several times before he got it right. This is one of the early versions, and I gotta tell you, it sucks.

Hit Message(s):

It blindly slams into your <throat> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. Ooh! Oof! Ow!

It squirts a stream of foul-smelling goo all over your <throat>. Eek! Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)

It tries to reproduce asexually, but all it manages to do is humiliate itself. You cringe in secondhand embarrassment. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It blindly slams into your <throat> over and over again. I guess those things aren't eyes. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It squirts foul-smelling goo in various directions. Luckily none of it hits you.

It tries to reproduce asexually, but it's too unattractive to even manage that. Pathetic.

Fumble Message:

It tries to slam its terrible little slimy body into you, but it misses, apparently because it can't see you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: protogenetic chunklet (lips) (% chance)*

Occurs at The Primordial Stew.