Push it Real Good

You enter the room, and see nothing but a very very very very very very large statue, sitting exactly where the stairs down should be.

"Gosh, what a fiendishly difficult and original puzzle," you think, as you also think the exact opposite.

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Push It Real Good

• On failed attempt:

  You push harder than a drug dealer with two kids and a mortgage, but the statue doesn't move. At least now you have a shiny new hernia to show the folks at home.

• On successful attempt:

  You want to push the statue around, and so you do. You want to push it down, and you do. You then take it for granted and go down the stairs.

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Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• The number of "very"s depends on the level you are on. The number that will be displayed appears to be int(sqrt(level^1.4+2)) + 2 (two more than the square root of the stat required for that floor). As an example, 11 "very"s will appear on level 24; 34 "very"s will appear on level 144, 80 "very"s will appear on level 512.

References

• The successful attempt makes reference to the Matchbox Twenty song "Push" from their 1996 album Yourself or Someone Like You. The lyrics to the song's chorus are "I wanna push you around, I will, I will / I wanna push you down, I will, I will / I wanna take you for granted"
• The title is the refrain from the Salt N Pepa song, "Push It".
• In The Legend of Zelda games you often have to push statues to gain access to secret/normal doors, and staircases.