Quest Spoilers
For complete spoilers, follow the link to what you're looking for. Most quests open up according to your level. Your progress in most of the quests can be tracked in the Quest Log.
The Council of Loathing Quests
- Level 1 - Toot Oriole Quest ("Toot!") (tutorial; first ascension only)
- Level 2 - Spooky Forest Quest ("Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places")
- Level 3 - Typical Tavern Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat.")
- Level 4 - Boss Bat Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.")
- Level 5 - The King of Cobb's Knob Quest ("The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King")
- Level 6 - Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest ("Trial By Friar")
- Level 7 - Undefile the Cyrpt Quest ("Cyrptic Emanations")
- Level 8 - Mt. McLargeHuge Quest ("Am I my Trapper's Keeper?")
- Level 9 - Strange Leaflet Quest (optional)
- Level 9 - Orc Chasm Quest ("A Quest, LOL")
- Level 10 - Giant Trash Quest ("The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage")
- Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
- Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
- Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")
Note that newly-ascended characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit Mt. Noob for a special delivery.
All other Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.
On October 32 (November 1st), 2005, The Council of Loathing gave the Zombie Cure Quest/Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure to everyone. The Gray Plague and its quests were ended on November 6th, 2005, after the entire population of the Kingdom was vaccinated. The sick ones, anyway.
Guild Quests
These quests are given by the NPCs in your Guild Hall, and most only become available when your base mainstat is high enough.
- Bitchin' Meatcar Quest ("My Other Car Is Made of Meat")
- Mainstat 11 - "The Wizard of Ego" (second part requires mainstat 18)
- Mainstat 34 - White Citadel Quest ("<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go To White Citadel") (If you do not have a familiar with you, the familiar name defaults to Kumar.)
- Mainstat 100 - Dwarven Factory Quest ("<Player Name>'s Delivery Service")
Nemesis Quest:
- Mainstat 12 - Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
- Mainstat 25 - A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest
- Mainstat 45-90 - Me and My Nemesis (The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair)
Each stage of the Nemesis quest requires the completion of the previous stage. Similarly, the series of quests given by "Paco" (the quest-giver in the back of the guild) unlock in order.
Miscellaneous Quests
- Defend the Gourd Quest ("Out of Your Gourd")
- Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs ("What's Up, Doc?")
- Mayor Zapruder Quests ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
- Pretentious Artist Quest ("Suffering For His Art")
- Untinker Quest ("Driven Crazy")
- Harold's Hammer Quest ("Hammer Time")
- Baker Quest ("Baker, Baker")
- Wounded Guard Quest ("When Rocks Attack")
- Azazel, Ma Belle ("Angry <Player Name>, this is Azazel in Hell.")
- "Going Postal"
- Cap'm Caronch Quest ("I Rate, You Rate")
- The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest
- Sea Quests
- "An Old Guy and The Ocean"
- Sea Monkees Quest ("Hey, Hey, They're Sea Monkees")
- Memory Quests
- "The Pretty Good Escape"
- "Scapegoat"
- "The Quest for the Legendary Beat"
Other Accomplishments
- 31337 Scroll Quest
- Altar of Literacy Quest
- Beanstalk Quest (part of the Giant Trash Quest)
- Dolphin King's Map Quest
- Dr. Hobo's Map Quest
- Most Extreme Haiku Challenge
- The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
- Slug Lord's Map Quest
- Spooky Temple Map Quest
- Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (part of the Giant Trash Quest)
