Raging bull

You're fighting a raging bull

Looks like some matador is muerto, man. This bull is full of piss, vinegar, and fury in equal proportions. And it's wearing boxing gloves, for some reason.

It waves a red cape in front of itself for a few seconds, then gores you to a wall. Ouch! Oof!

He punches you with both gloves, all the while chanting "Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal!" Ouch! Eek!

He suddenly gains an extra 30 pounds, (22 decaliters, if you're metric) and can't move to hit you.

It produces a red cape and waves it in front of itself, but you remind it that bulls are actually colorblind.

You gain 33 Meat.
You acquire an item: jumping beans
You gain 4 Strongness.

You gain 2 Cheek.

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Found South of the Border.

References

• This monster references the 1980 Martin Scorsese film, Raging Bull, whose main character is a boxer. The quote "Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal!" in the attack text is taken directly from the movie.