Rain-Doh orange agent
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Rain-Doh orange agent
This is a little clay secret agent man. Or, that is, he'd be secret if he wasn't the kind of orange that makes a traffic cone seem sedate by comparison.
Try not to develop a crush on him, okay?
Type: combat item (reusable)
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest ItemDeals Physical Damage for Meat
(In-game plural: Rain-Doh orange agents)
Obtained From
- Items
- can of Rain-Doh
When Used
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| The orange agent whispers, "Beware the Red Beaver." and holds out his hand. You give him X meat and he cloak-and-daggers your opponent for Y damage. |
- Without enough meat on hand:
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| The orange agent whispers, "Beware the Red Beaver." and holds out his hand. Then he frowns at you and says, "look, I'm not an agent of the free, okay? I'm trying to get paid, here." |
Notes
- Damage formula Y = X + 20, where Y is the output damage and X is the input meat. X ranges from 10 to 50.
- Phrase is one of the following (using this template):
- Beware the Cyan Hamster.
- Beware the roast beef of Jarlsuary.
- I know the location of the bronze hamster.
- The hamster <hops> at <lunch time>.
- The hamster is in the <station>. Tell no one.
- The <Pigs> of Turdas are at your door. Keep your head down.
References
- The item name is a play on Agent Orange.
- The last line of the description refers to Orange Crush.
- The surf punk band Agent Orange does a cover of the song Secret Agent Man.
- The insufficient meat text references the R.E.M. song Orange Crush: "I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush / We are agents of the free?".
