Red traffic cone

red traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

If they built a huge funnel and put it upside down on top of Red Square, it'd probably look a lot like this thing. Only larger.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded.

Notes

• This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue stupor adventure, available by adventuring in a St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.

References

• "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the Red Dwarf episode "Last Day".