Red traffic cone
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red traffic cone
This is a big cone of bright red plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!
If they built a huge funnel and put it upside down on top of Red Square, it'd probably look a lot like this thing. Only larger.
Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded.
Notes
- This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue stupor adventure, available by adventuring in a St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day III. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.
References
- "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the television show, Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day".
- As mentioned in the description, Red Square is a famous landmark in Russia.
