Riff
Riff (#27048) is a well-known player in the kingdom and a member of the dev team. In fact, he is so well known, many people believe him to have written some of the game content itself. This is, of course, completely true and so should not be discouraged. He is most well-known for having orchestrated the revamped Strange leaflet, the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot familiar, the Misshapen Animal Skeleton familiar, and the elemental gravy fairies.
Before he wrote content, he won the Yeti Naming Contest.
Riff is also well-known on the forums, for his posts that disclose little game mechanic information and leave plenty room for speculation.
One-thousand blank white cards were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game 1000 Blank White Cards.
Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers. He is, however, Spartacus.
