Riff
Riff (#27048) is a well-known player in the kingdom and a member of the dev team. In fact, he is so well known, many people believe him to have written some of the game content itself. This is, of course, completely true and so should not be discouraged. He is known for having orchestrated the revamp of the Strange leaflet, the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot familiar, the Misshapen Animal Skeleton familiar, the Spooky Gravy Barrow quest, and the guild quests, among other things.
Before he wrote content, he won the Yeti Naming Contest.
Riff is also well-known on the forums, for his posts that disclose little game mechanic information and leave plenty room for speculation, as well as for his approximately-yearly puzzle contest.
One-thousand blank white cards were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game 1000 Blank White Cards.
Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers.
His greatest weakness is his unshakable delusion that male mosquitoes drink bourbon, not flower nectar. It is currently unknown whether he simply thinks flower nectar and bourbon are the same thing. His only natural predator is the sun.
All of his familiars are named Spartacus, apart from his Ghost Pickle on a Stick, Brian.
