Rushing bum

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You're fighting a rushing bum

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!

You get the jump on him.

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

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You win the fight!

You acquire an item: bum cheek

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine

You acquire an item: moxie weed

You gain 3 Smarm.

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Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley