Rushing bum

The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Ooh!

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Ugh!

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Oof!

Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Oof!

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture.

You acquire an item: bum cheek (30.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: moxie weed (17.0% chance)*

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley

References

• The event text as well as the attack texts reference Public Enemy's first album Yo! Bum Rush The Show which was released in 1987 on Def Jam/Columbia Records.

• This is likely a reference to the FPS tactic of bumrushing, which is attacking en masse with disregard to anything but killing the enemy.