Schmalz's First Prize Beer
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Schmalz's First Prize Beer
This is a fairly large can of beer with a big blue ribbon painted on the side. It definitely didn't win the first prize in any competition having to do with beer -- maybe it won a pie-eating contest or something.
Back in the day, people drank it if they couldn't afford anything better. These days, most people drink Schmalz's First Prize (or SFP, to those in the know) because it makes a funny ironic statement if you have a lot of Meat but still drink crappy beer.
Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded
(In-game plural: cans of Schmalz's First Prize Beer)
Obtained From
- NPC Stores
- Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)
When Used
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| You put the Schmalz's First Prize Beer in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium. |
| The top pops off and a tiny hipster crawls out. He leans against your terrarium wall and looks for popular culture to ironically appropriate. |
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| You decide to name it Buraham. |
Notes
- Becomes a Mini-Hipster.
- Does not use the standard automatic familiar names format. Observed names include: B.J., Billy Bob, Brendan, Chrysler, Davey, Fritz, Giancarlo, Giles, J.B., Joachim, Lonnie, Lou, Ludwig, Mick, Newton, Slim, Romeo, Zane.
References
- This item is based off of Pabst Blue Ribbon (otherwise known as PBR), a cheap beer enjoyed by hipsters.
Collection
- 🥇: Mitchell (#727885) - 12
- 🥈: mwahaha (#550648) - 7
- 🥉: Mystic_Potato (#154601) - 6
- #4: Mr_Jiggy (#99829) - 5
- #5: hagrid333 (#191797) - 4
- #6: Abikum (#1306983), Dread Pirate Roberts1 (#476550), Froogle Man (#1817359), Grimrar (#2094267), Montoya (#143931) - 3
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| Preceded by: Juju Mojo Mask |
Schmalz's First Prize Beer August 2, 2010 |
Succeeded by: None (Current) |
