Seaside Town

Seaside Town is the heart, or maybe spleen, of the Kingdom of Loathing. The Council of Loathing presides here, and you can also find training, adventure, clans, and 24-hour shopping.

The Town is divided into several areas:

Wrong Side of the Tracks
Right Side of the Tracks
The Museum
The Council of Loathing
The Clan District
Little Canadia (Open to Mysticality signs only)
Market Square
A Yuletide Bonfire (Only on Yuletide)
Trick or Treat! (Only on Halloween)

History

Seaside Town is the former home of the Huge Cannon.
On October 25, 2010, the The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons was combined with The Hall of The Legends of The Times of Old in The Big Mountains to make The Dungeoneers' Association. Its former location in town was reoccupied with The Dungeon Full Of Skeletons.
On October 26, 2010, The Mall of Loathing moved to Desert Beach, just north of the border, as The Skeleton-Infested Mall of Loathing appeared.
On October 29, 2010, the skeletons managed to completely level the previously skeleton-infested mall and dungeon.
On October 30, 2010, the skeletons left the walls around Seaside Town in rubble, as they congregated in The Cannon Museum.
On November 5, 2010, the appearance of Seaside Town changed dramatically, as the walls were all torn down. Here is the version of Seaside Town that stood for roughly 6 years.