Sham champagne
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sham champagne
This is the delicious synthehol beverage that "Handyman" Jay robots use to get their clients in the mood.
Presumably, by "the mood" we mean "the mood to have the 'hinges oiled' on your 'screen door.'"
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Level required: 7
Selling Price: 133 Meat.
(In-game plural: glasses of sham champagne)
