Slow Talkin' Elliot
| Slow Talkin' Elliot | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 511 |
| Locations | The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 190 |
| Defense | 171 |
| No-Hit | 200 |
| Initiative | 20 |
| Meat | 120-180 |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | bullet-proof corduroys, Lockenstock™ sandals, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, green clay bead |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting Slow Talkin' ElliotAt the base of a heavily-contested hill, you encounter a bearded hippy bent over tying his shoe. You catch a glimpse of his dogtags, and recognize him as Slow Talkin' Elliot, one of the most lauded soldiers in the hippy army. Legend says that the only reason he's not one of the top generals in the Army of One Love is that when his superiors asked him if he wanted the promotion, he took so long to answer that they had all been killed in battle before they had a chance to give him the rank.
"Hey... you..." he says, in his trademark drawl/crawl. "You're... one... of... those... frat... infidels."
You lay back on the grass and take a little nap while he pauses between sentences.
"I'm... going... to... squash... you... into..."
At this point, you get tired of waiting around, and charge at him, weapon at the ready.
Hit Message(s):
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He tries to give you a big ol' stinky hug, but you easily dodge.
He tries to smack you, but his hands don't move any faster than his mouth.
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 | You acquire an item: green clay bead |
 | You acquire an item: Slow Talkin' Eliot's dogtags |
| You gain 45 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues.
