Batfellow Ends (Conclusion)

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Choice adventure number: 1168

Batfellow Ends

If you ran out of time:

Gotpork City explodes! You failed! Your parents would be ashamed of you, but now there's not even enough left of their decaying bones to express disappointment.

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Oh no!

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If you defeated The Jokester:

You close the comic book, and on the back cover you find a coupon to cut out and mail away for some free prizes! Neat!

They arrive unexpectedly quickly, too!

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Yay!

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With no bosses killed:

That issue was pretty disappointing. Batfellow didn't even defeat a single villain! You write a letter to the publisher to complain, and they send you back a free comic! Hooray!

You acquire an item: Batfellow comic

or, if you were reading the special edition

You acquire an item: special edition Batfellow comic

• If this is the third time you've done this today:

(the publisher includes a note informing you that you can't get any more free issues today after this one. It seems they think you're abusing their good will...)

With at least one boss killed (reward according to first boss killed):

You acquire an item: Kudzu salad

You acquire an item: Mansquito Serum

You acquire an item: Miss Graves' vermouth

You acquire an item: The Plumber's mushroom stew

You acquire an item: The Author's ink

You acquire an item: The Mad Liquor

You acquire an item: Doc Clock's thyme cocktail

You acquire an item: Mr. Burnsger

You acquire an item: The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object

If The Jokester was defeated:

You acquire 3 sets of Jokester makeup

plus one of the following:

You acquire an item: The Jokester's wig

or

You acquire an item: The Jokester's gun

or

You acquire an item: The Jokester's pants

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Occurs by running out of time in Gotpork or via The Punchline after defeating The Jokester.

Notes

• In future Batfellow comics, DwayneCo will start with an additional 1 billion dollars. This amount caps out at 11 billion.

See Also

• Batfellow Ends (Eject)