Solid chrome box

Template:Itemheader Man, you can hardly stand to look at this thing, it's so bright. You can see yourself reflected in all 8 faces of this chrome cube. It's the pinnacle of design, fabrication, and narcissism.

Type: gift package
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded
Gift Item

When Used

• You squint your eyes and open the chrome box. The contents aren't anywhere near as shiny, but include:

Notes

• Upon completion of your 18th ascension, this item can be purchased from The Gift Shop whenever you send another player a package.
• This package will hold 8 types of items.
• "8 faces" refers to a joke from the Jick and Skullhead show, where VEGeteriAN thought the image of the ice-cold six-pack showed 8 beers.