Solid linoleum box

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Template:Itemheader This box appears to be made out of someone's kitchen floor, but it was actually lovingly handcrafted by 7-foot dwarves. It's nice and roomy, and never needs to be waxed or polished.

Type: gift package
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded
Gift Item

Notes

• Upon completion of your ?th ascension, this item can be purchased from The Gift Shop.