Sombrero De Vida

Template:Itemheader This sexy sombrero is hip, groovy, and fun. It's not one of those cheesy ones with little fuzzy balls hanging from it, but it does have the King, Queen, and Jack of hearts stuck in the brim. Clearly the owner of this hat has moxie in spades, is in a club all her own, and is a diamond in the rough. Just seeing this hat and its owner is enough to inspire lustful thoughts — fortunately, now those thoughts are a-okay.

Type: hat
Power: 50
Moxie Required: 10
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded.

Notes

• This item was given to Vida Londres for her 18th birthday.
• The cards mentioned in the item description are a reference to Vida Londres's website and production company, Facecard Productions.
• According to The Jick Show (with Xenophobe, Riff, and HotStuff) on 25 May 2006, Mr. Skullhead set the plural form of this item as something pronounced similar to "Yanglebert Slap Dee Bat." However, this content isn't available to non-developers unless someone finds an arbitrary item creation bug and duplicates this item.