Somebody else's butt
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| <Player Name>'s butt | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1049 |
| Locations | using a photocopied monster of another player's butt |
| Hit Points | 75% of <Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000) |
| Attack | <Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000) |
| Defense | <Player Name>'s un-buffed Muscle (cap 1000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | cheek, crack |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting <Player Name>'s buttYou stare at the photocopy, wondering why <Player Name> had to sign their name on their photocopied butt, when suddenly the butt leaps out of the copy and attacks you!
May I suggest a rebuttal in the form of butt battering, lest you be the butt of the joke?
Hit Message(s):
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Its attack skills turn out to not be all they were cracked up to be.
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
It makes a less than half-assed attempt to attack, and fails in an entirely whole-assed fashion. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs when using a photocopied monster of another player's butt.
