Spaghetti Elemental (Inner Sanctum)
It flings itself at you, burying you in a mass of slimy noodles. Ouch! Ugh!
It touches you with its noodly appendage. It's a bad touch. Ouch! Ow!
It whips you with its noodles, which are painfully al dente. Ooh! Ooh!
It serves you up a nice spaghetti breakfast. Sounds good, but hurts like a mother. Ooh! Ugh!
It tries to entangle you in its slimy noodles, but you slip away.
It flings itself at you, but sticks to the wall next to you. Looks like it's done.
It tries to touch you with its noodly appendage, but you're untouchable.
It tries to whip you with its wet noodles, but you don't really notice.
It tries to serve you up a nice spaghetti breakfast, but you're having none of that.
 | You gain 35−38 Meat |
 | You acquire The Colander of Em-er'il(s) |
Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Pastamancer nemesis.
References
- The "its noodly appendage" miss line refers to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an organization which parodies Creationists (especially relating to Creationists' desire to have their view taught in public schools).
- Spaghetti breakfast is a slang term for tentacle rape, a sub-genre of Japanese hentai.
- Throwing noodles at a wall is a time-honored technique to determine if said noodles are done. Sticking to the wall is an indication of doneness.
