Spam Witch

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ouch! (bad spelling damage)

She offers you a million meat (which she embezzled from the Council of Loathing) if you'll hit yourself in the head. You do. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ow! (bad spelling damage)

She tries to give you a virus, but you keep your distance.

She tries to cloud your mind with interesting pictures, but you avert your eyes.

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You acquire 32.0% chance 30669 scrolls

You acquire 51.4% chance Spam Witch sammiches

You gain 17 <substat>.

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Found in The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.

References

• "This is my goat, see?" is a reference to the Internet shock site goatse.cx.