Bawdy Refrain
Bawdy Refrain
Type: CombatMP Cost: 11
Nothing makes you as popular with your friends or as unpopular with your enemies as a thorough repertoire of ribald songs.
Deal Sleaze Damage to your opponent
| Source: | Guild Trainer |
| Price: | 4,000 Meat |
| Class: | Accordion Thief |
| Level: | 9 |
| Effect: | Deals (base accordion damage) + (0.35*Mox) Sleaze Damage, where Mox is your buffed Moxie (uncapped), and divisions are rounded down. |
| When Used: |
| You play an old polka about how the hedgehog can never be buggered at all on your <accordion>. The last verse hits your opponent for a shameful X damage.
or You play the Dodgy Sausage Polka on your <accordion>. The raunchy chorus makes your opponent blush so hard that <it> takes X damage. or You play the Man from Nantucket Polka on your <accordion>, not skimping on the ribald lyrics. It embarrasses your opponent for X damage. or You play the Hide the Pickle in the Pickle Barrel Polka on your <accordion>, really selling the sleazy lyrics. Your opponent blushes and takes X damage. or You belt out a bawdy refrain, accompanying yourself with your <accordion>. It deals an embarrassing X damage. Embarrassing to your foe, I mean, not to you. or You play the Dirty Limerick Polka on your <accordion>. The verse about the young lady named Alice hits <it> for an embarrassing X damage. or You play the Train in the Tunnel Polka on your <accordion>. The double entendres hit your opponent for X damage. or You play the Smut Orc Polka on your <accordion>, shamelessly belting out the completely innocent lyrics. For some strange reason, your opponent blushes and takes X damage. or You play the Knob Goblin Harem Polka on your <accordion>. The last couple of couplets are singularly raunchy, and embarrass your opponent for X damage. |
Notes
- Damage is not affected by Bonus Weapon Damage or Bonus Spell Damage.
